Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Fun Seasonal Events
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Ironman!?!
I did a small triathlon last year. It was just a mini. That means that the swim was 500 meters, the bike was 20 kilometers, and the run was a 5k. I was one of the few that took a mountain bike instead of a road bike. It was my first one and I had no idea that mountain bikes were soooo much more heavy than road bikes. It really slowed me down but was a good workout.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Limo Tour
Unfortunately the plans were running through my head at top speed and I verbalized a thought about the limo ride to Tom three weeks ago so it wasn't quite the surprise I'd hoped.
Everything would have gone smoothly except one of the girls was late meeting the rest of the girls at Gino's before the date so we could car pool to Tom's work. That made us about ten minutes late and the boys were waiting in the limo before we could get there. It was raining and I ran three red lights and illegally passed someone -- that's why we were only ten minutes late! Anyway, ten minutes was no big deal. Besides that, everything was executed perfectly.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Eddie IS Real, Mom!
Tom delivered it around 9:30 by ringing the doorbell and running. Mackenzie was in bed and Angela was vacuuming in her underwear. When the doorbell rang, Angela ran to get a robe, answered the door, picked up the letter and yelled for Mackenzie.
Mackenzie read the letter and was about to cry with excitement. She called her dad and told him that he is on the naughty list. She thought that was pretty funny.
Some of the lines that Angela told me were:
"Eddie IS real, mom!" Eddie is their version of Elf on the Shelf. They would see her talking to him when she thought she was alone. From what Angela told me, Eddie was the hardest thing for Mackenzie to find out was not real.
"How did Santa know what I talked to dad about?"
"He even signed it in Old English!" Tom did the "S" in Santa and the "M" in Mackenzie in calligraphy.
Angela couldn't show anyone the letter when I was at her house because Mackenzie took it to school to show her friends! She did that two days in a row.
Tom mentioned that we probably screwed the kid up but Angela thinks that we just gave her permission to believe for one more year (she really could be mad at us for the letter but wouldn't tell me). By the way, we were trying to do it anonymously but when Angela mentioned the letter then asked if it was us, my mouth curled up and I looked away. I'm a horrible liar.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Letter From Santa
Soon after, they found a letter to Santa from her that went something like this:
"Dear Santa,
"My parents told me that you are not real and that they are the ones that leave the presents but they are too cheap to leave all the things that you have left..."
I told that story to Tom today so we decided to do a little trickery of our own. The following is the letter that Tom concocted and just left it on their doorstep.
Dear Mackenzie,
One of my elves told me that you’ve been having doubts about me. Apparently you even had "the talk" with your dad… You asked if I am real. From what I heard, he was more than happy to take the credit for all my effort over the years (he’s now on the naughty list for that one). Of course I am real! You’ve seen me in the mall and on TV. Do you think I am faking all that? Do you have any idea how hard it is to be in all of those places? What more do you want to prove that I am real… a letter from me? Well you have it. So, don’t forget me.
From what my elf told me, you think your parents are too cheap to give all the presents I have given you… You see, that’s not exactly fair. I only have to take care of making sure you get what you want one day a year and then I get to run back to the North Pole and plan for the next time. Your parents have to cover all the other expenses –I know it’s their job as parents and all, but I’d take my job anytime. Besides, I get most of my present-buying money from various governments I have sold oil drilling rights to over the years. The polar ice caps were getting too thick and I needed to make things a little warmer up here. You try living in winter all year long… I am tired of it. I tried to buy some property in Florida, but the reindeer were flying too close to the airport… Blitzen actually got hit by a plane. It got pretty ugly –you try finding a replacement for a flying reindeer in Florida. So that pretty much put an end to that and we ended up moving back up here.
Really, it’s pretty sad. I am a grown man forced to spend my days talking with elves and hanging out with flying deer. My only break is reading letters from kids like you. All year long I look forward to the letters, the cookies, and glasses of milk… but NOOOOO! Parents get jealous.
Look, the simple fact is, your parents want more and more credit for things going on in your life, and that’s fine. I am sure eventually they’ll tell you there’s no such thing as leprechauns, or fairies, or the Easter Bunny (he says "hi" by the way).
It’s ok. I (along with the other magical creatures in the world) have gotten used to parents taking the credit. I had hoped that your parents would be different, but it seems that I’ll have to live with that. I just have a two small favors to ask (I think it’s only fair after all the cool stuff I have given you):
1. Make sure to teach your kids about me. It’s a great feeling to have people believe in you. You have been fun to watch grow up. Just know, I will always believe in you.
2. Please send me a letter every now and again. I really like hearing from you, and, while I understand your parents want to play a bigger role in your life (and take credit for all my hard work –it’s fine… I am used to it… I’m over it). Really, I am afraid I will get lonely up here without hearing from you.
I hope you have the merriest of Christmases. It has been one of
the greatest joys to make you smile every Christmas morning.
Forever Your North Pole Friend,
Santa
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Welcome Back, Body!
I worked my butt off (literally) and ate very cleanly for the past 11 weeks and dropped the last 21 pounds. Actually, I dropped 18 pounds in 8 weeks then Thanksgiving hit and I didn't worry about it that week so it took me a couple of weeks to shed the last 3.
My new goal is to maintain through the new year, then I'll decide where to go from there.
This experience has taught me something (and yes, I will share this new found wisdom with you). If I am lucky enough to get pregnant again, I will think twice about sitting down with a bag (Halloween sized) of Kit Kats or a giant bowl of cookie dough and finishing the whole thing in one sitting. That said, I'm NOT pregnant right now so I AM thinking clearly and I reserve the right to go back on this goal. However, its easier to just eat well and not have to lose 40 pounds after the baby is born.
